hit the floor (int'l version)

if you're reading this right now, then it's obvious that you're here to move.....your life in the right direction. it is also most likely that you are in your 20-something's and a) live at home, b) are employed at a job that you never thought you would be working at, and c) eat/drink your body weight in cheap beer/hummus on the daily. 

***disclosure*** the previous statement does not suggest that only those who directly identify with said statement can gain insight from embracing their inner bro. all can benefit from these teachings. however, if you work in the financial district and belong to a social "club" (i encourage embracive word-choice when "club" is in question -- i prefer the mentality of a "club" rather than a physical state of "club" -- i also enjoy "i" statements), then you should clear your agenda because you have much to work on. ***

expect the following to be my dissertation on the current social norms in regard to the expectation, exploitation, and misinterpretation on the modern bro in today's culture. 

....also expect me to quote to shit out of some of my fav. pop artists cuz i've had an unhealthy amount of exposure to it in the past few months of my life. if you hate ke$ha, then fuck you and stop reading my web log.

go have a drink. right now.

-the cornicello